mayaFISH

2009

December 41
November 55
October 103
September 104
August 305
July 285
June 138
May 162
April 95
March 25
February 65
January 17
(via luckyshirt) YOU’RE WEARING PANTS! What the hell...
Dec 17th
jaydensmommie: Brass (via King of the Doctors) ...
Dec 17th

WHY HASN'T ANYONE PHOTOSHOPPED OUR FACES...

God, internet. You’re really slipping.
Dec 17th
Warch Watch
Chantilly Lace, for Emmy, mostly. <3
Dec 17th

So the NYC crowd is the Breakfast Club...

That’s cool. I call Molly Ringwald. Suckers.
Dec 17th
Look what I apparently have!
Dec 16th
yayaa: You ask for a pose, you get the above. @eoporto,...
Dec 16th
guillee: I’m on my way to Manhattan, but before I leave I...
Dec 16th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-13)
Dec 16th
OMG GUILLE IS HERE!!!
Dec 16th
GOOD ONE
Dec 14th
“Landed back in NYC. Saw The Hangover on the plane. WORST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE....
Dec 14th
fuckyeahbabies:funerapolis: Oh. My. Goodness.
Dec 14th
Listen Listen
copycats: All I Want Is You by Vespers originally by Barry Louis Polisar (posted by...
Dec 14th
Warch Watch
theduty: michaelmcgee: 2-year old + “Two Weeks” GTFO! No I’m serious! Leave the fuckin Earth! ...
Dec 14th
paulewogblog: “Oh, no thank you. I wish I could come, but...
Dec 14th
…wtf.
Dec 14th
How genetics works. (source)
Dec 14th
BABY!
Dec 14th
This is exactly what I love about mobile updates.
Dec 13th
Still not sure why I miss living in California? REALLY?...
Dec 11th
Me: So you're texting one guy, and sexting another?
Elizabeth: I'm sexting no one!
Me: I'm sexting you right now.
Elizabeth: I'm sexting you in my brain.
Me: I'm sexting you in my pants.
Elizabeth: ...
Me: I don't even know what that means.
Elizabeth: I think it means sending dirty messages.
Me: ...
Dec 10th

BustedTees is now Stalker Friendly

bustedtees: Did you ever want to send someone a BustedTee, but you didn’t have their physical...
Dec 8th

So tired of having bad dreams.

My subconscious is a god damn parasite.
Dec 8th

Kate just won the internet.

And Christmas. And my heart. Thank you, east coast.
Dec 8th

WTF?

dannisaur: mathcat345: I cried at the end of an episode of “Criminal Minds” tonight. Criminal...
Dec 8th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-6)
Dec 8th
beeborg: mayafish: For the record? Graceland is my favorite place in America. Memphis,...
Dec 7th

TJ should be a lawyer.

Also, I like favstar better than favrd (although I will miss the simplicity of the latter) because I...
Dec 7th
For the record? Graceland is my favorite place in America. Memphis, Tennessee!
Dec 7th
She comes back to tell me she’s gone As if I didn’t know that As if I didn’t know my own bed As if...
Dec 7th

I'm kind of glad all anyone's talking...

Because I’m so fucking sick of the whole thing it’s forcing me to close this window and...
Dec 7th

I bent my Wookie.

hurtling: redcloud: kaffeineme: monkeyfrog: (via delgrosso) I hear that really smarts. I...
Dec 6th

Cheer me up.

What’s the point, again?
Dec 5th
M: When do you think the sun's going to burn out?
E: I dunno. A million years?
M: WHAT?
E: A thousand years?
M: WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?
Dec 3rd
crappytaxidermy: “things you can or can’t learn on tv” by...
Dec 2nd
eoporto: OFF TO THE TREE LIGHTING PARTY AT MY DAD’S...
Dec 2nd
emmyinabox: GPOYW - Giggle Edition I MISS EMMY...
Dec 2nd
10 am: “I want a new job. I’m going to spend all day writing amazing cover...
Dec 2nd
The possibilities are endless.
Dec 2nd

STOP POSTING PICTURES OF SNOW, YOU...

Some of us are trying to squeeze into bikinis over here.
Dec 1st