Latest on twitter:
This is a real baby. Heather Armstrong’s baby. One of many reasons why this woman is my hero. (dooce.)
My Twitter goal today:
MUAHAHAHAHA I love you.Make Tony Danza the new Chuck Norris.
Ready? GO!
My God, Maya, are you really personally responsible for this nonsense?
Wow.
Powerful Maya is powerful.
"Norman Spencer Chaplin, the infant son of comic legend Charlie Chaplin, was nothing to laugh about. The baby’s mother was 16yo child star Mildred Harris. Norman suffered from deforming birth defects and died after 3 days. His tombstone simply reads THE LITTLE MOUSE."
I’m reading a book about dead people and stuff and junk.
Update on the nice guy:
He emailed me.
Not with connections, not with job opportunities, not with any more life motivation.
“It was so nice meeting you today. Do you want to get a drink sometime? ;)”
A proposition with a WINKING EMOTICON. Fuck I’m stupid.
So first this awful lady comes into my place of work and criticizes me to the point of tears so I feel even worse about my dumb job and accompanying charade than I already did.
But then this guy comes in and likes me so much he says he’ll talk to his friends, who are recruiters for some companies I’m crazy interested in, and tells me I’m lovely and that he can tell I need something more challenging and he’s not even creepy at all and I totally believe him that he’s going to email me about it. Cuz he wants me to do well. Just because!
Thanks, guy.
Also, I’m totally smearing pepperoni all over my iPhone right now. FREE pepperoni.
I love me some Elizabeth.
PS: Sorry, Italians.
PPS: Kind of.
I'm not even at work yet and everything is making me want to cry.
No, YOUR hormones are raging.
No, YOU’RE bothering people with that techno music blasting out of your headphones.
No, YOU plain and simply back up off her.
All I want is to turn around and go home and hide in the secret garden with my dog and be cold and not talk to anyone ever again. My boss would understand that, right? Okay, good.
Subtle Sexuality featuring ‘Nard Dog (Introducing Mr. Understood) - Male Prima Donna.
HOW DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS?
